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Posted in Funny on October 1, 2009 | 4 Comments »

That is all.

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Posted in Funny, Links on September 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Before submitting anything anywhere, read this:
I do not want your D & D.
I do not like your elf PC.
I cannot stand your purple prose.
I want to punch you in the nose!
Would you like a hot sex scene?
I wrote it for my online ’zine!
I do not like your pervy tale.
Your metaphors make readers pale.
Your paragraphs are [...]

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Posted in Funny, Links on September 6, 2009 | Comments Off

This is for you, Flannelberry.

Source.

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Ha ha ha

Posted in Funny on September 1, 2009 | Comments Off

This is why you should subscribe to Ansible:
_Charles N. Brown_’s death during an air flight had an aftermath he
would have relished: ‘… the most Charles-worthy ironic twist of the
whole week: an e-mail from Virgin Airways — addressed to Charles –
apologizing for the inconvenience caused by the delay in deplaning
following the recent flight from [...]

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Stuff Korean Moms Like

Posted in Funny, Links on August 17, 2009 | Comments Off

Punishment (see #52) usually proceeds a force feeding. It is their way of apologizing for whacking you with the rice paddle and asking you why you are crying. Have you ever eaten a great steaming bowl of jjigae/stew with tears streaming down your face? Or had some really awesome galbi/short ribs while making that really [...]

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Guinness Book of Records Fail

Posted in Copyright, Funny, Links on July 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »

The Guinness Book of World Records is trying to bully Failblog into removing Guinness’s trademarked logo from a page of total fail. Vis:

I’m happy to say that Failblog is having none of it.
Edit: Top Quote: some battles are worth fighting, others are worth posting on the internet for everyone to laugh at.

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A Swift Kick In the Goolies

Posted in Funny, Karate, Kobudo, Martial Arts on July 11, 2009 | Comments Off

“Right, so you’re in the pub having a quiet time with your lass…”

(via totalkarate)

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Posted in Funny, Links on July 2, 2009 | Comments Off

Jay Lake posts the top ten reasons why cancer is like a zombie apocalypse.

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Spam

Posted in Funny on June 22, 2009 | Comments Off

Glee!
This spam came, back to back, after my endurance class post. I didn’t want to cause anyone to miss these amazing opportunities, and I know I’m not the only one who is in love with hyperbole, so please, go right ahead and make fun of them.

self defense techniques
Street Fighter And Ex-Convict Reveals Shocking Fighting [...]

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Posted in Funny, News on June 21, 2009 | Comments Off

Chaucer stands in solidarity with Iran. No, really.
Via Hayden Thorne

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